Screenplay by Robert C. Johnson


Fred Clacky is an off the padded wall guy, teaches creative writing at North Idaho College, is a nudist (implied), climbs into dumpsters to recycle aluminum cans and writes and directs an Oscar award screenplay. Professor Tinka Pruitt teaches Shakespeare at Ohio State University, astrology on cruise ships and is a nudist (implied). She and Fred are fantastic dancers.

Professor Nickles is a deviant, obnoxious, teaches history at North Idaho College and pursues his dream, seducing women and Tinka, and murdering Fred. Fred and Tinka had not met their soul mates until... and as they and their delightful little dogs frolic on adventures, they try to survive a fist full of Nickles and Hollywood.